all the best words end in -evity

brevity

levity

longevity

glasshandedkites replied to your post: glasshandedkites replied to your photo: matches…

ya sure sure ok just sayin it’s funny to think about ok

yo do u hav a problem kt brandt

glasshandedkites replied to your photo: matches are so fun

I think it’s funny to imagine what people are doing when they take pictures. Like okay gonna strike this match then get my computers camera up okay 123 okay okay oh shit burning my finger like how many matches did you strike before you got a good one

I only used 1 match to take a picture because it’s not like it was supposed to be the best picture ever or anything

it’s just me holding a match in front of my face

but then I lit 4 more because matches are fun

air-guitar asked: what are you afraid of? Out of the original 150 pokemon which would you want as a pet? If I ask you all these questions now I don't know what I'll ask you if we ever meet...

I don’t think I’m afraid of anything! That’s a boring answer, but whatever. 

Oddish! Look at it! It’s the best! 

thedesignatedclapper asked: what are six words that you hate the most?

COITUS (I remember you used this word in a post once and I actually cringed)

that’s the only word I really hate

Anonymous asked: Who is your favourite fictional character? And what is your opinion on pigeons?

PHLOX LOMBARDI. I mean, I have a lot of favorite fictional characters, but her name is the first I thought of. Look at it! Such a great name. She is from the book The Mysteries of Pittsburgh by Michael Chabon. Just a super interesting character. She’s obsessed with French and she’s kind of a mystery and everyone is slightly unsure of what to think about her, but at the same time they want to know more and I think she is super cool. Also, my favorite detail about her is everyone mentions that she used to be a punk and she always has crazy colored eyeliner on because of it. AND HER NAME IS PHLOX.

I’m a fan of pigeons. I like the noises they make.

Anonymous asked: how tall are u

6’3”

how am I supposed to compete with Erin’s posts THIS ISN’T FAIR

Okay, I think I’m done posting on Ryan’s tumblr now. 

It’s been fun, tumblr. See you soon.

And now back to our regularly scheduled Ryan-posts. 

In a perfect world, whenever I opened my mouth, it would magically be filled with M&M’s. And no, there are absolutely no downsides to this.

Sometimes instead of saying “Bless you” to people when they sneeze, I yell “SHUT UP” at them because I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare.